You Know You're A Preschool Teacher When....

You know you're a preschool teacher when....

•  you begin to hoard items such as plastic bottles, toilet paper tubes, newspaper and other recyclables "just in case" you need them for a creative art project or fine motor activity. 
• your ring tone is "Mary Had a Little Lamb." 
• instead of dressing for success, you dress for the world's biggest mess. 
• it becomes perfectly normal for a grown woman to be coloring with crayons and markers. 
• you frantically rush to the library at 8:30 in the evening to pick-up the latest picture book phenomenon.
• educational toy stores know you by name. 
• the glitter on your shoes is from a crafting malfunction rather than a crazy night on the town. 
• chicken fingers and fries are considered a delicacy of monumental proportions. 
• your favorite dances include the "Hokey Pokey" and "If You're Happy and You Know It'. 
• a stain on your favorite shirt becomes a badge of honor. 
• Lakeshore Learning and other teacher stores are on your speed dial.